The only math I’m good at is adding insult to injury.
If something's worth doing, it's worth doing rihgt.
So far the "couch" part of couch-to-5k is easily my favorite.
If you ever feel useless, remember that there are referees at a WWE match.
Ariana Grande sounds like a Taco Bell combo meal.
Robert Zunick
The expiration date on this bottle of vodka is one hour from now.
Robert Zunick
I’m alone in my car. Counting it as a vacation.