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As a nation, we may be spending our children's money, but at my house, it's the other way around.
Turkey, its all about dat baste, bout dat baste.
I think retail therapy should be covered by health insurance. It is therapy after all.
You add about as much value as the "g" in lasagna.
Is it hibernation time yet?
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Sean Comer
Today was really bad, like having a prostate exam from a leper proctologist walking away with 9 fingers...
I saw a cop car with a red nose and antlers pull over someone this morning... Instead of giving you a ticket, Does this cop just put your name on the naughty list?
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