Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
I wish quitting your job was like quitting smoking. I want to put a patch on my arm that pays me part of my salary after I quit...
Without coffee, I’m just a really tall 2 year old.
How do they even grow a boneless chicken?
Tattoo artists should have built-in spell check.
Bacon: low-carb and gluten-free. I think I just found the staple to my next diet.
Rhett Campbell
Black Friday is starting to turn into Black Thursday...