At hotels, you can either take a helicopter tour of the city or drink the bottle of water on the table. They cost the same.
Novell
Face tattoos are like regular tattoos except face ones let everyone know you’d rather not have a job where you pay taxes.
People are still poaching elephants in this day and age!? I can't even poach an egg!
They should create an app that makes your cellphone go “ahhhhhhhh” when you plug it in.
Homercles
Helped a Mexican ex-gangster get a job today... and I STILL got an 'F' !?! ... Apparently that is not how you "Write an Essay"!
When life gives you lemons... get the tequila and salt.
It's almost "It's not even Thanksgiving yet and they're already decorating for Christmas!" season.