It used to be acceptable to make fun of fat people, and now, we're all fat. I hear karma fat is the hardest to lose.
With the new iPhone bending in people's pockets it has left hipsters debating between the new iphone and skinny jeans.
Amigo
Hawaii is a great place to live if you hate being eligible for contests.
When life gets you down, just remember: It’s never too early or too late for a nap.
My dog reacts to the vacuum cleaner much the same way I react when my wife says "We need to talk".
My wife is boycotting the NFL. Her boycott began in 1989.
Amigo
The art of taking a self pic fast enough that no one sees you. The Stealthfie.