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#8811
Well at least the funeral home won't have to invest a lot of money to preserve Joan Rivers. All the plastic surgery was preparation enough...
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#8816
Denise
Morning has broken. Let's let it go back to bed and sleep it off until it feels better.
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#8818
In the word "scent" is it the s that is silent or the c?
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#8826
Old video games couldn't be won. They just got harder and harder until you died. Just like real life.
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#8829
God made us friends because he knew no mother could handle us as sisters.
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#8831
There's a restaurant in my neighborhood called China Buffet 2. If I haven't eaten at the first one, will the food there make sense to me?
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#9840
"If by "cat person" you mean I sleep a lot and will lose my temper with you without provocation, then yes, I'm a cat person."
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