I can't help being lazy. It walks in the family.
I'm pretty sure that Animal from the Muppets is Elmo's long-lost, crackhead biological father.
Guys, after a certain length they're no longer shorts. They're capris. You are wearing capris.
thejew0001
Men go through 3 stages in life: Drinking from boobs, staring at boobs, and growing boobs.
If seeing is believing, then how come looks are deceiving?
Cyberbilly
I have OCD and ADD. Which means everything has to be perfect, but not for very long.
Elementary school: "Okay so here's the basics of history." High school: "That's not right. Every thing is waaay more complicated." College: "EVERY THING YOU KNOW IS WRONG!!" History channel: "Aliens"