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So Apple is gonna buy Beats by Dr. Dre... I guess "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" doesn't apply to technology?
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Aaron Powell
I'm always making misstakes.
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Aaron Powell
It would be tragic irony if Michael Bay dies in an explosion.
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Aaron Powell
I remember back when MySpace was my favorite website to visit. Now it's not even in my top 8.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Amigo
I found the "one" today! Surprisingly, It's been on my keyboard all the time.
Just about every kid's mom lets them lick the mixer beaters when they were done. Leave it to mine not to turn them off first...
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