Robert Zunick
Back in my dating days I was like the Yellow Pages, “Let your fingers do the walking.”
Robert Zunick
At the end of the evening she made her offer. He wanted to respect her honor. All night long it was honor and offer!
Robert Zunick
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Plastic surgeons are the only people that actually encourage you to pick your nose.
My favorite Transformer is Amazon Prime.
Pizza: nah, Sex: eh, Drinking: no thanks, It's so hard thinking of what to give up for Lent...
What's the difference between kissing ass and brown nosing? Depth perception.