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#4266
Robert Zunick
No Shirt No Shoes No Service. What about pants?
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#4274
I think that they should add walking across a solid sheet of ice in your high heels as a competitive sport in the Winter Olympics next time.
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#4279
Robert Zunick
It would be splendid if Imodium AD work on diarrhea of the MOUTH!
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GTFO!
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#4282
Robert Zunick
Founded June, 12, 1977, you would think Victoria's Secret has been revealed by now!
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#4285
Robert Zunick
The gall of some people! I'm sitting on the couch, in my briefs, watching TV, and eating pizza. Sam's Club security says, “Sir it's time to go!"
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#4288
Robert Zunick
With eighty seven Facebook friend requests still pending I am wondering if it is social networking or social not working!
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#4297
Robert Zunick
If I was born on December 17th, 1989 and I still had not hit puberty I would be pissed! My deepest sympathies to Bart Simpson!
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