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I feel bad for people that have to work today. It's like you have 2 Mondays this week...
Coffee: So I can do nothing with more energy.
Sorry I shot your minivan, but it's hunting season and it had antlers.
I find it easier to Netflix with study on in the background.
Anyone else notice that Disney made Hercules a ginger so that he could swim in the soul sucking river of Styx without dying?
"Vini Vidi Venti" - I came, I saw, I ordered the large coffee at Starbucks.
I'd like to be a nudist but we just don't have the weather for it
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