My left arm must be exhausted, I woke up before it did.
I hate when women say their body is "shaped like a Coke bottle" and fail to mention that bottle is a 3 liter.
Don't have phone sex, you might get hearing aids!
What is the difference between E.T. and a NFL replacement ref? E.T. can make a call.
I would call my coworkers complete idiots, but that would mean that they have actually completed something.
Dave Asten
I'm going to switch my car insurance from Geico to Allstate, then to Statefarm, then back to Geico. If my calculations are correct, they should owe me $837.
How many boxes of these Thin Mints do I need to eat before I start seeing results?