Sure vitamins are expensive but at least there's no proof that they work.
I'm completely outraged over the latest thing in the news that'll blow over in 3 days and we'll all forget even happened in a month.
Deadpool should merge with the Carnage symbiote. Then he'd be called, Carpool.
I go to the gym so infrequently that I still call it the James.
2013 me can't believe 2005 me actually knew 8 people I liked enough to put in a MySpace Top 8.
Where did Dr. Dre go to medical school?
I bought powdered water but I don't know what to add to it.