Cyberbilly
I bought my dog a cell phone today. It was a good deal. He gets free rollover minutes.
I tried having phone sex, but the holes are too small.
If you make a U-turn, it becomes a "C".
What is parking like at the Special Olympics?
I won the Twister contest hands-down.
I must be allergic to peanuts. I break into a rash every payday.
The flu has totally gone viral.