My room is as clean as the 5 dollar movie been at Walmart.
This match won't light, which is weird because it did this morning.
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and always give the wrong answers.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy!
Saw someone get mugged in the street so I called the Police. Sting told me to stop bothering him.
Cyberbilly
I won't say I did some terrible things last night, but Lindsay Lohan woke up on my couch and won't make eye contact with me.
The University of Arizona is offering a Minor in Hip-Hop. And if you go on to grad school, you can get your Doctorate in Dre.