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So if you're home schooled, that means you only have homework. Never school work.
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Michael Mendoza
$20 says the referees win the Superbowl this year.
This is the most exciting Monday Night Football has been in years! The result of every play is a surprise, even if I just watched it.
I can understand Braille, i just can't speak it.
It's only a 4 way stop if each driver can read.
Elevator music makes me gassy.
So, if Mitt Romney finds a woman in one of his 'binders full of women' that he likes, does he have to put three rings on it?
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