My doctor prescribed me medicinal marijuana to treat constipation. He told me to shit or get off the pot.
Each day is like a gift. A gift from someone who doesn't know your size and doesn't bother to include the receipt.
Why is hair darker when wet if water is clear?
The thing I loved most about the recent hot weather we had is the short skirts and low cut tops. They did make me look rather fabulous!
I always thought GTFO meant Great, Terrific, Fantastic, & Outstanding... so, I guess all those people weren't paying me compliments after all!
Help control the pet population, eat at a Chinese restaurant.
Chain link fence gates will one day have their revenge on speeding 80's getaway cars