Long day. Can't wait to get home and curl up with a good The Internet.
I'm against picketing but I don't know how to show it.
How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face.
You know I never gave a second thought about the Mayan calendar being correct about the end of the world, but since Dick Clark died who the hell is going to host Rockin' New Years Eve?
I'm not suggesting Cher is a nazi, but at no point during "If I could turn back time" does she think about killing Hitler.
Don't ask me what I'm going to order at dinner. I won't know until I know what you're having.
On average, humans have one testicle.