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Now that the government covers the cost of contraceptives, I wonder if they'll foot the bill for dinner and a movie too.
Google changes privacy act: Unless I'm searching for duct tape, rope and a bottle of Clorox. I don't have much of anything to worry about.
What's this so-called "good night's sleep" all about?
"Talk to the hands!" - Deaf People
Apparently Wi-Fi laptops can damage your sperm. In my experience, not as much as sperm can damage your Wi-Fi laptop.
Why don't moonbounces for adults exist?
Are people that work at the post office "mail escorts"?
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