I'm nicknamed Spider. It sounds tough, but it's really because I'm more scared of you than you are of me.
I was gonna tell a hoarding joke....but I think I'll keep it to my self!
Jesus may love you, but everyone else thinks you suck!
I wish I was the person my dog thinks I am.
My chiropractor said I needed a posture alignment but I think she was just pulling my leg.
All you ever need to know about the difference between men and women is that women can and do describe shoes as "fun."
I live every day in fear of accidentally becoming an internet meme.