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Bluechair
Just got back from a good mates funeral. He died after being struck on the head by a tennis ball. It was a lovely service.
Generalizing works for most people.
Beware when taking a magician's exam; the test is loaded with trick questions.
If my body worked like a car, I'm sure the "check liver" light would be on.
I really don't like annoying people. Except for my girlfriend, I could annoy her all day long
Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre.
A lot of children think their parents are all no-ing.
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