It's Friday! I'm as happy as a newborn in a topless bar!
Don't think of it as a flu shot. Think of it as installing virus protection software.
Is it too soon to give up on my New Year's Resolution?
I've got something up my sleeves. Arms.
To err is human. To blame someone else is politics.
Anyone else really happy that the headline so far tonight is "Santorum in tight three-way"?
I drink too much, I smoke too much but honestly, I'm halving the time of my life.