You know who's the WORST name-dropper? My good friend Will Smith.
I'm very tolerant towards lactose intolerance. It's the only intolerance I tolerate.
CNN had a story covering the world's richest animals. They can probably get rid of the middle N in their name now.
All I want is a job where I can take credit for somebody else's work.
I can't even get motivated to do nothing today.
I feel like the last 15 minutes of a football game is counted down in dog years.
Saying "don't hate the player, hate the game" is like saying "don't hate the guy who stabbed you, hate that he had a chance to stab you".