An avalanche happens when all hill breaks loose.
When you tell someone that they're extraordinary, does it mean that they're extra ordinary? Kind of like saying: You're really mediocre!
Dear genitals, thanks for not bleeding every month. Sincerely, a man
No one speaks face-to-face anymore -- Tweeting, texting, Facebook'ing, emailing, voicemail. Shouldn't we call this 'anti' social media?
Trump has called Huntsman and Paul "joke candidates". All over the world, pots and kettles share a forgiving embrace.
My body is a work of art. Picasso was an artist, right?
What separates me from many convicted criminals is quite likely caffeine.