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#1321
I wonder how many seals escape being eaten by great white sharks because the sharks have mistaken them for surfers.
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#1335
Somehow, when she dresses up like a witch one night a year, it's sexy. But when she's a witch every other day of the year... nothing.
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#1336
I want to steal your phone and change my contact name to "Nature". Then, I'll call you.
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#1350
"What if" statements can easily become regrets when looking back on the past. However, when looking ahead, they are pro-active and forward-thinking.
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#1352
Seasickness usually comes in waves.
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#1360
If Lindsay Lohan goes to jail she will be sequestered from the prison population because the judge doesn’t want them getting a contact high.
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#1375
When the clock factory burned, there was some second hand smoke.
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