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I didn't get my period this month or any month prior to that. If I'm pregnant my parents will flip. Also science, science will also flip.
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My parents told me I should play in the street often, a street called I-95.....
Jokes about blind people are cruel because they never see 'em coming.
I'm not upset about the Facebook redesign at all. Mostly because I still use friendster.
Why do they call them sex tapes? No one watches tapes anymore, they should call them sex DVDs instead.
My checking account is like the Sistine chapel. Overdrawn.
Did you hear Superman's been arrested and he can't get bail? They say he's a flight risk.
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