Me: Crazy retweets just now! Mom: What are those? Me: Someone tweeting my stuff to their followers. Mom: Ask for a ReJobResume...
A Dunkin Donuts employee in Rockaway was arrested for hooking during her shifts. Still, I'll be avoiding the creme filled donuts for now.
Referring to women as "bitches" is definitely one of Jay-Z's 99 problems.
BREAKING: eBay has downgraded the United States's feedback rating to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA+++++++++++++++++++ GREAT SELLER!!!!!
Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
I'd hate to be working at a drive-thru at all, but even more if I had to take an order from Eddie Vedder.
My life coach advised me to run out the clock.