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Love is not a mere sentiment or emotion. It is the ultimate truth at the heart of creation.
Reminder to myself: Just because they’re called “Tramp Stamps” doesn’t mean you can lick ‘em.
I don't understand how Casey Anthony and O.J. can get off for murder and I can't even get out of jury duty. Oh... wait, maybe I do.
When you're wrapping presents and you run out of paper, if you don't use the left over tube as a weapon, you're doing it wrong.
I hope there is a god and his actually name is Gosh so all those people trying not to swear go straight to heck when they die.
Never take someone's feelings as a joke. You will never know how much it hurts.
The best way to appreciate something is to be without it for awhile.
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