Why do people say “nice to meet you” before I’ve even said anything? How do you know it’s nice to meet me? I’m a jerk.
A new study has found that men have a hard time reading women's facial expressions. Main reason? They usually aren't looking at her face.
Judging by the disproportionate size of Popeye's forearms, I'm guessing Olive Oyl didn't put out much.
Just once, I wish WebMD would tell me "relax...it's only gas".
Disney World is a giant people trap operated by a mouse.
They say you've got to spend money to make money. Feel like there's some middle step I've been missing?
To do list: Buy CD of ice cream truck music. Drive down the street blasting it. Watch kids get disappointed.