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Xyuppi
I wish I was in a gang. I never know what to do with my hands when taking pictures.
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Kristian Alekov
If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck!
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ZYuppi
This Summer, live a little and drop an unwrapped Baby Ruth candy bar in someone’s swimming pool.
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ZYuppi
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face, I get concerned about her disproportionate body shape...
It's ok if you fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.
I appreciate when employees label their food in the fridge so I know who to thank.
Thermometers are just speedometers for atoms.
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