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In other news...the Seven Dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of six. One of them isn't Happy.
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Xyuppi
This is the first year my family isn’t getting together for Thanksgiving due to Covid. Normally we don’t get together because we hate each other
[inventor of teapot] “I want this water to scream."
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Kristian Alekov
What do you call a hen who can count her own eggs? A mathemachicken
I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD. It cuts like a knife
I am forever disappointed that Chef Bobby Flay didn't name his daughter Sue.
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Xyuppi
2020 is what happens when you mix your Tarot deck with Cards Against Humanity
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