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Someone probably choked to death on food in the Death Star cafeteria and everyone thought it was Vader doing it.
I sleep better naked, why can't the flight attendant understand this?
The way America is handling the Coronavirus, I'm surprised Mexico hasn't paid to finish the wall yet.
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My wife didn't order anything from Amazon yesterday so the UPS guy knocked on our door to see if we're okay.
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‪I just put some M&M’s into my mask and I am slowly eating them like a horse. I love the pandemic.
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‪This is the first year I am not going to Japan because of Covid-19. Usually I don’t go because I am poor. ‬
You know whats really uncomfortable? Pants! But I still wear them in public, not for me but for others!
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