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Every corpse on Everest was once an extremely motivated person.
I thought 23 & me was a documentary about Michael Jordan spending time with an old lady.
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Xyuppi
‪Coffee keeps me busy until it’s acceptable to drink wine. ‬
Being an adult is eating the crust not because you like it, but because you paid for it.
Jeff Bezos: I'm going to need a divorce. Divorce Attorney: Frequently bought together, gym membership.
It may be time to start exercising . Halfway up this flight of stairs and I'm considering setting up base camp and trying for the summit tomorrow.
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Every time I go to Taco Bell I get diarrhea. Perhaps next time, I should get tacos.
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