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My five year plan is to make it through this year.
I apologize for the coin shortage. I started a swear jar......
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‪I’m glad this pandemic didn’t affect me financially. I was already broke.
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Kristian Alekov
If you are ugly with pretty eyes, this is your moment.
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Always give 100% unless you are giving blood.
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What's the correct ratio of gunpowder to essential oils? I want this bath bomb to be perfect.
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You can't expect a President who slept with porn stars to care about infectious diseases.
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