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Florida
Did it bother anyone else that the guy from the OPERATION game was clearly awake?
So we are just letting March come back after the way it acted last year?
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Xyuppi
I’m concerned, Mr Potato head & Mrs Potato head are no longer male or female. Does this mean there will be no more Tater tots?
I love contactless delivery. They just throw the slop at your door and I run out like a little pig.
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, do I still need a logging permit?
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Xyuppi
Just did my own taxes. I should be in jail by Friday
I'm a social vegan, I'm avoiding meets.
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