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The organ section of the black market does not have instruments.
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Xyuppi
You can catch flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly!
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I'm holding cheerleader try outs for my "Fantasy football team". Full outfits are encourage but not necessary.
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I miss the good old days when I used to think T-mobile was a rapper.
I think people who use the wrong word should have the humidity to admit it.
Always remember to the change the oil in your time machine once every 6 months or 3,000 years.
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Xyuppi
‪I shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night. Especially since I walked there. ‬
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