Funny Status Ideas

Someone probably choked to death on food in the Death Star cafeteria and everyone thought it was Vader doing it.

I sleep better naked, why can't the flight attendant understand this?

The way America is handling the Coronavirus, I'm surprised Mexico hasn't paid to finish the wall yet.

My wife didn't order anything from Amazon yesterday so the UPS guy knocked on our door to see if we're okay.

‪I just put some M&M’s into my mask and I am slowly eating them like a horse. I love the pandemic.

‪This is the first year I am not going to Japan because of Covid-19. Usually I don’t go because I am poor. ‬

You know whats really uncomfortable? Pants! But I still wear them in public, not for me but for others!