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Starting Tuesday, customers will now be required to unload the semi-trucks at WalMart. This will be in addition to your self-checkout duties.
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A human fart is louder than a trombone. I discovered this at my son's school concert last night.
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I learned to cook just so I had an excuse not to do dishes.
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Are dental x-rays just tooth pics?
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Making a boat out of stone would be a hardship.
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So my best friend when I was a kid was Andy Zoff. He was the fastest boy at my school.
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Teens don't know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing the wrong crap for years until the truth destroyed us.
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