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Helium addiction is horrible because no one takes your cries for help seriously.
The best thing about wanting a chameleon as a pet is that you may already have one.
Sent x-rays instead of pictures.... because it's what's inside that counts.
Generating all our electricity from solar power is not going to happen overnight.
Went to a testicular cancer survivors party, everyone there had a ball.
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Horses get farted on more than any other animal.
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Nomadland won the Oscar for Best Picture. Was this an actual movie or a description of movie theaters in 2020?
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