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Starting Tuesday, customers will now be required to unload the semi-trucks at WalMart. This will be in addition to your self-checkout duties.

A human fart is louder than a trombone. I discovered this at my son's school concert last night.

I learned to cook just so I had an excuse not to do dishes.

Are dental x-rays just tooth pics?

Making a boat out of stone would be a hardship.

So my best friend when I was a kid was Andy Zoff. He was the fastest boy at my school.

Teens don't know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing the wrong crap for years until the truth destroyed us.