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#17869
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One great thing about this Florida heat... You can guarantee no one is waiting in your backseat to kill you.
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#17868
Xyuppi
5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants. Now they're tenants.
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#17867
Xyuppi
I am humble enough to know I am replaceable at work. But I’m confident enough to know it would take 3 people.
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#17866
I have a pet termite. I named him Clint. CLINT EATS WOOD
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#17865
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This whole DOGE thing is getting out of hand, my wife just sent me an email asking me to list 5 things I’ve done around the house by midnight tonight.
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#17864
I don’t need to watch the news to tell me how hard it’s going to snow, as I can always tell by how many loaves of bread are left on the shelf at the supermarket.
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#17863
Xyuppi
Someone threw a jar of Mayonnaise at me! I was like, What the Hellman!?
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