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ZYuppi
I won't consider myself successful until someone follows me around with a cooler of gatorade to dump over my head whenever I win at anything.
#17489
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ZYuppi
I wonder if the Three Wise Men said to Jesus, "Just to be clear, these gifts are for your birthday AND Christmas."
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Xyuppi
‪Just find out there’s no popcorn on popcorn shrimp. Guess there is no reason to try Pot Roast ‬
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Florida
I went to see a fat psychic the other day..... well it was actually a four chin teller.
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Xyuppi
‪Never trust a train...... they have Loco Motives. ‬
#17485
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Xyuppi
For 5 dollars you can either get your girl/guy a Valentine gift OR you can get them the Costco rotisserie chicken. That’s all I’m saying, the choice is yours
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Xyuppi
My medic alert bracelet warns first responders that I kiss back during CPR.
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