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Xyuppi
The phrase "the truth shall set you free" does not apply to murder.
me: It's not about how many times you fall. It's about how many times you get back up! cop: That's not how field sobriety tests work...
#17015
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Xyuppi
‪Picking your nose doesn't make you a bad person, but what you do with the booger will define you. ‬
#17014
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Florida
Kids may be a gift, but I like playing with the box it came in.
You can say a lot of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly near schools.
Amish girls have no way of knowing if it's a romantic candlelit dinner, or just a regular dinner.
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. Normally this wouldn’t have bothered me, but it was in my egg McMuffin.
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