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#17853
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Due to inflation, you may now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 8.9 seconds.
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#17852
Xyuppi
I keep saying Alexa when I mean to say Siri and I just cant believe that I live in a time where i am getting my servant robots' names mixed up.
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#17851
Florida
I’m getting stronger with age. I can now lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand
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#17850
Florida
O.J Simpson can now rest easy knowing his ex-wife's killer is dead.
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#17849
Florida
I'm bored. I think I'll go to WalMart, find a great parking spot and sit in the truck with my reverse lights on for awhile.
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#17848
Is it just me or do you think there's something terribly wrong with YouTube playing a 30 second commercial from their sponsor before watching a How to operate a fire extinguisher during an emergency video?
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#17847
Florida
Not saying I’m old, but… When I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas
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