Funny Status Ideas

I am having a weird day, first I found a hat full of money, then I got chased by a guy with a guitar.
A tub of margarine fell on my foot 3 weeks ago and it still hurts. I can’t believe it’s not better.
#17619
User Avatar
Kristian Alekov
I have a step ladder. I never knew my real ladder, but my step ladder raised me.
In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain. However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
It was Hope Hicks, in the Rose garden, with the virus
#17616
User Avatar
ZYuppi
I looked at the keyboard earlier and I noticed 'U' & 'I' are together...it's meant to be! Then I looked underneath it and it said JK.
#17615
User Avatar
ZYuppi
The winner of the first Presidential debate is...Tylenol Extra Strength!
Top Users
  • User Avatar
    Xyuppi
  • User Avatar
    Cyberbilly
  • User Avatar
    Amigo
  • User Avatar
    Novell
  • User Avatar
    Florida
Share
Looking for more laughs? Check out Jokes for Dad!

× Error! Your nomination was declined. You may only nominate 10 posts per hour!
× Success! Your nomination was accepted. The post will be considered for the Hall Of Fame!