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I was late for my first Fight Club last night so I missed the intro rules. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I’d highly recommend Fight Club.
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Xyuppi
I don't understand why people associate living in sweatpants with depression I get more depressed when I can't wear sweatpants.
Dishwashing liquid...just money down the drain.
Want to meet eligible singles in your area? Then mill around the Valentines candy clearance isle.
Dragons are just wizard dinosaurs.
How the heck does my “aged 9 months” cheese go bad after a week in my fridge?
A shark eating a human thinking it’s a seal is the equivalent of a human eating a raisin cookie thinking it was chocolate chip.
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