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ZYuppi
I want the job where you push scared skydivers out of planes.
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In addition to "most recent" or "top stories" I wish Facebook had a sort option for the "drama of the day"
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Ever go to a 24 hour Walmart? By 2:00am it looks like the Cantina bar scene in Star Wars.
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Xyuppi
Last night I had a pillow fight using my memory foam pillow. It's a fight I'll never forget.
Recoil is just when the bullet shoots the gun at you.
No one would ever know if a tree chirped like a bird.
Ravioli are just meat gushers.
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