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Xyuppi
Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
My doctor prescribed me a nasal steroid. Now everything has a strong smell.
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I’m going to write a modern Christmas song called “baby is cold outside” it’s the story of a woman arguing with her husband about the thermostat
Gunpowder is just angry sand.
For a song about the piano man, the harmonica man won't shut up.
I have all the world's knowledge at the very tips of my fingers where I can find the answers to life's most perplexing questions! and here I am googling "What did Oscar the Grouch do if he overslept on trash day?"
Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website I think I should start uploading my bills.
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