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All I ask is that if we arm the teachers, that the librarians get silencers.
Being a camera must be pretty cool. You get to sleep until there's something cool to see.
You know it's time to clean your screen when you start confusing dirt with punctuation.
For Sale. Old batteries, free of charge.
The olympics is the only time when you hear "Great execution by North Korea" and it seems okay.
It's amazing how different the phrases "alcohol free" and "free alcohol" are.
With the advances SpaceX is making, the most unrealistic part of 'The Martian' is that its being led by NASA
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