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#16590
Florida
I bet now a lot of doctors are going to be reluctant to respond to “Is there a doctor on the plane?”
#16589
Florida
Financial status: I hope United Airlines drags me off my flight
#16588
Florida
My friend works at a rubber dog poop factory. He'll never get rich, but he makes doo.
#16587
Florida
United should roll out Rodeo Rewards where you get paid based on how long you are able to stay on the plane when you are chosen to volunteer.
I love it when I Google something I should know the answer to and find out 308 people are just as dumb as I am.
If I ever start a band, I'm going to call it The Voices in My Head. Think of all the fun ways you can tell other people what you're listening to...
Chocolate is a flavor of milk, and milk is a flavor of chocolate.
#16583
Xyuppi
First computer can be trace back to Adam & Eve. It was an Apple but with very limited memory. Only 1 byte. Then everything crashed.
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