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Lying in bed, listening to the Doors. I really should oil the hinges...
Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.
After four karate lessons, I can now break a two-inch board with my cast
My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji.
A tattoo doesn’t tell you very much about a person, but where they put the tattoo does.
I don't know if Facebook has ever made the lame to walk. But it has, beyond all doubt, enabled the dumb to speak.
All I ask is that if we arm the teachers, that the librarians get silencers.
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