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You matter! Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared...then you energy.
Does ke$ha go by k€sha in Europe?
I got called pretty today! Well actually the full statement was "you're pretty annoying!" But I only focus on positive things
Wake up and smell the Covfefe!
Uni-Ball pens missed one hell of an endorsement opportunity with Lance Armstrong.
Tiger Woods should not have ignored his caddie when he told him to use the driver.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye, but she was seeing someone on the side.
Imagine being naked in a room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you. That is the life of a dog.
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