Funny Status Ideas

I bet Jellyfish are sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish.
I just scrolled so far back on Facebook's Timeline it logged me back onto MySpace
I'm the type of person that loves people...Except when I'm driving. That's when I hate you guys.
I wish tanning beds could pop you out like a toaster when you're finished.
The Simpsons has the same art style as Itchy and Scratchy, so Itchy and Scratchy must be a tv show of real cat and mice .
You can tell what was the best year of your father's life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and just ride it out.
Targeted ads are trying to sell me a new mattress nowadays. With how much Google knows about me you'd think they'd cap themselves at something like $5 footlongs or stationary.
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