I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
I’m supporting our troops today by going commando.
The only time I've ever early to anything is when I'm dropping my kids off to be watched by somebody else.
What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg.
Be careful out there! Today's the one day you're most likely to meet time travelers on a desperate mission from the future.
I bet Sean Connery only ever asked his wife to sit in his lap the one time.
My "check engine" light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there...silly light.
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