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#16242
Xyuppi
An airplane must be the scariest experience for someone with a peanut allergy.
The only time I've ever early to anything is when I'm dropping my kids off to be watched by somebody else.
#16264
Xyuppi
I'm convinced my electricity bill would disappear if my fridge had a window.
Be careful out there! Today's the one day you're most likely to meet time travelers on a desperate mission from the future.
#16580
Florida
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody is there to appreciate it.
#16185
Xyuppi
I was woken up again last night by the bulimic girl next door. I banged on the wall and shouted, "For God's sake, keep it down!"
The last time I went to a nude beach I got a ticket. The officer said I was applying my sunscreen...Too Fast.
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