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I bet Sean Connery only ever asked his wife to sit in his lap the one time.
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
Be careful out there! Today's the one day you're most likely to meet time travelers on a desperate mission from the future.
I’m supporting our troops today by going commando.
The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance...The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, she's there' .
The only time I've ever early to anything is when I'm dropping my kids off to be watched by somebody else.
What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg.
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