An airplane must be the scariest experience for someone with a peanut allergy.
My alarm clock and I had a fight this morning. It wanted me to get up, I refused...things escalated. Now I'm awake and it's broken. I am not sure who won the fight.
The only time I've ever early to anything is when I'm dropping my kids off to be watched by somebody else.
I have an L shaped couch... Lower case.
I'm convinced my electricity bill would disappear if my fridge had a window.
I hope I never get to the age when my body can forecast the weather.
Who cares how I got inside your house. What matters is that we're together now.
Top Users
  • Xyuppi
  • Cyberbilly
  • Amigo
  • Novell
  • Robert Zunick

× Error! Your nomination was declined. You may only nominate 10 posts per hour!
× Success! Your nomination was accepted. The post will be considered for the Hall Of Fame!