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I bet Sean Connery only ever asked his wife to sit in his lap the one time.
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I just removed my hard wood floor in my bedroom and found a beautiful carpet underneath.
If you rearrange the letters of "postmen" they get really pissed off.
I buy my condoms at Costco. When you go through them like I do, you need a place with a really good return policy.
Women have a lot more experience dealing with bloodstains than men. Men are convicted of murder a lot more than women. Coincidence?
The number 5 is like an honorary even number.
If I was Columbia Drug Lord. I'd dye the cocaine black then fill printer toner cartridges with it. I could charge double for toner vs charging for just cocaine. Would be legal too!
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