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#17847
Florida
Not saying I’m old, but… When I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas
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#17825
People think I’m good at keeping secrets but the truth is I’m just bad at paying attention to what you told me.
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#17826
Kristian Alekov
White Claw tastes like you are drinking TV static while someone screams the name of a fruit from another room.
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#17827
Helium addiction is horrible because no one takes your cries for help seriously.
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#17828
If the Paleo diet is so good then why did the Flintstones need vitamins?
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#17829
I joined an Amish support group, but I fell off the wagon.
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#17830
Kristian Alekov
Sometimes I think I'm reasonably intelligent, and sometimes I click the remote car door lock a second or third time for extra lockiness
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