If my calculations are right, by November of 2019 my uneven usage of conditioner will finally lap the shampoo and I will run out of both at the exact same time.
I went to an Italian restaurant named Bulimia. The line at the bathroom was incredibly long.
I am not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
In fact, yes, l can multitask. I can screw up several things at once.
My blood test came back as B+ Any tips how I can get an A+ next time?
It's funny how many people I have in my phones contact list who all have the same name Do Not Answer.
I don't know who I feel more sorry for.. myself for never being able to find where I parked my car?.. or the poor bastards following me through the parking lot hoping to take my parking space...
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