Women have a lot more experience dealing with bloodstains than men. Men are convicted of murder a lot more than women. Coincidence?
King: How many volunteers do we have for my evil army? Squire: 384 my liege K: Ok, round them up S: 400 my liege.
If you rearrange the letters of "postmen" they get really pissed off.
You know you've reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner.
If wookies have a 400 year life span, then Han Solo is basically like Chewbacca's third dog.
You know it's time to clean your screen when you start confusing dirt with punctuation.
Being a camera must be pretty cool. You get to sleep until there's something cool to see.
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