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The number 5 is like an honorary even number.
The Viagra commercial always says "Make sure your heart is healthy enough for sex" which is really insightful if you think about it.
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If my calculations are right, by November of 2019 my uneven usage of conditioner will finally lap the shampoo and I will run out of both at the exact same time.
Modern video games are giving kids unrealistic standards of how many swords they can carry at one time.
Drinking from a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.
myself. Sometimes I get ahead of
Ostriches can’t fly, but mostly because they can’t figure out airline luggage rules.
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