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I bet Sean Connery only ever asked his wife to sit in his lap the one time.
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Xyuppi
My "check engine" light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there...silly light.
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Xyuppi
I only call them yoga pants because Netflix and eat leftovers pants was too long.
If my mother in law had her own music genre it would be heavy meddle.
If you’re telling me to relax, it’s probably your fault that I’m not.
I’m not shy, I’m just really good out figuring out who is not worth talking to.
I need something that's more than coffee but less than cocaine.
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