WTF

#16580
Florida
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody is there to appreciate it.
#16602
Florida
It’s so nice outside I should probably close the blinds so there isn’t a glare on my screen.
#16604
JUSTIN A
The pollen levels are so high this year that it has the crackheads trying to convert their meth back into Sudafed...
Egg salad is just another form of chicken salad.
#16578
techsimmons
I'm good at counting cards. I keep ending up with 52.
Sometimes I add things to my to-do list that I’ve already done just so I can immediately cross them off.
#16581
Florida
Wow comma I just realized if I tap the microphone on my keyboard I don't have to type out my statuses anymore exclamation point
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