The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance...The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, she's there' .
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How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach? It's not hard.
Don't get me wrong, Chinese food is amazing. But I'll be damned if they expect me to believe that a chicken fried this rice.
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if there's no gravity underwater, why do mermaids need those seashell bra's?
Would an obsession with the imperial measurement system be considered a foot fetish?
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