If I was Columbia Drug Lord. I'd dye the cocaine black then fill printer toner cartridges with it. I could charge double for toner vs charging for just cocaine. Would be legal too!
I just removed my hard wood floor in my bedroom and found a beautiful carpet underneath.
I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands.
At the stroke of midnight on August 31, Pumpkin spice everywhere!
Pet stores should post "Chameleon" on empty reptile cages just to see how long people would stand and look.
Don't look at the eclipse through a colander. You'll strain your eyes.
A solar eclipse is the cosmic equivalent of the bouncing DVD logo going perfectly into a corner.
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