Stalin should have known communism doesn't work. There were red flags everywhere.
Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.
We should not have trusted anything Charlotte wrote in her web. She was consistently talking out of her ass.
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
Sneezing is like using sonar to find polite people.
Your bed is pretty much just a charger for your body
Who named them veterinarians and not "dogtors"?
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