The number 5 is like an honorary even number.
The Viagra commercial always says "Make sure your heart is healthy enough for sex" which is really insightful if you think about it.
If my calculations are right, by November of 2019 my uneven usage of conditioner will finally lap the shampoo and I will run out of both at the exact same time.
Modern video games are giving kids unrealistic standards of how many swords they can carry at one time.
Drinking from a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.
myself. Sometimes I get ahead of
Ostriches can’t fly, but mostly because they can’t figure out airline luggage rules.
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