The circus may no longer come to town but at least we’re guaranteed to always see a few clowns in Washington.
Porn is the one industry where segregating races, genders, sexual preference, is completely acceptable
DUI attorneys should buy some ad space on those Taco Bell hot sauce packets.
At this rate, even the Chuck E. Cheese's animatronic band will decline to play Trump's Inauguration.
I guess orange really IS the new black...
Be careful out there! Today's the one day you're most likely to meet time travelers on a desperate mission from the future.
The only time I hit the panic button on my car keys is accidentally, and the only person who panics is me.
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