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If our son ever decides he wants to play sports, I'll sign up to be his coach. It's important that he knows that I'll swear at other kids too.
I could be a morning person if morning happened after 11.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
I plan on teaching my kid about taxes at a very early age by eating 36% of his ice cream
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Xyuppi
I made a huge TO DO list for this weekend. I just can't figure out who's going to do it.
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Florida
So, does screaming at my son in Chuck E. Cheese because he won't share his game tokens with me make me an evil person? Hahaaa! Just kidding! I have no clue whose kid this is...
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Xyuppi
Just cut a tree just by looking at it. I saw it with my own eyes.
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