If our son ever decides he wants to play sports, I'll sign up to be his coach. It's important that he knows that I'll swear at other kids too.
I could be a morning person if morning happened after 11.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
I plan on teaching my kid about taxes at a very early age by eating 36% of his ice cream
I made a huge TO DO list for this weekend. I just can't figure out who's going to do it.
So, does screaming at my son in Chuck E. Cheese because he won't share his game tokens with me make me an evil person? Hahaaa! Just kidding! I have no clue whose kid this is...
Just cut a tree just by looking at it. I saw it with my own eyes.
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