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#16056
Cyberbilly
I have to be careful with my kids when I talk about the death of their father. It's a sensitive subject and I don't want them warning him.
#16057
Cyberbilly
Gray hair is the human body's equivalent of low toner.
#16058
Cyberbilly
The pollen is so bad this year that the people in the trailer parks are turning their crystal meth back into Sudafed.
#16060
Xyuppi
I purposely cry while cutting carrots so onions don't think they're ugly or something.
#16061
Xyuppi
While someone is speaking to me, 80% of my inner dialogue is just wondering if my face looks interested.
#16062
Cyberbilly
I have no problem giving credit when credit is due. But giving payment when payment is due is an entirely different thing.
#16063
Cyberbilly
Police Officer: "TURN AROUND" Me: *sings* "Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round…"
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