Meal prepping is basically eating a week's worth of leftovers from a meal that never happened.
Modern video games are giving kids unrealistic standards of how many swords they can carry at one time.
Drinking from a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.
myself. Sometimes I get ahead of
Ostriches can’t fly, but mostly because they can’t figure out airline luggage rules.
I think the worst fate would be a mime stuck in an actual soundproof invisible box.
If the paleo diet works so well, why did the Flintstones need vitamins?
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