Your bed is pretty much just a charger for your body
Who named them veterinarians and not "dogtors"?
Whoever figured out the 'days of the month correspond with your knuckles' thing had too much time on their hands
Eleanor Roosevelt once said "Do one thing every day that scares you" and that's why I weigh myself in the mornings.
A tattoo doesn’t tell you very much about a person, but where they put the tattoo does.
Who called them contractions and not birthquakes?
After four karate lessons, I can now break a two-inch board with my cast.
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