Egg salad is just another form of chicken salad.
I'm good at counting cards. I keep ending up with 52.
Sometimes I add things to my to-do list that I’ve already done just so I can immediately cross them off.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody is there to appreciate it.
Wow comma I just realized if I tap the microphone on my keyboard I don't have to type out my statuses anymore exclamation point
I think the guy who invented the word kumquats should have gotten to name more stuff!
First computer can be trace back to Adam & Eve. It was an Apple but with very limited memory. Only 1 byte. Then everything crashed.
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