Helium addiction is horrible because no one takes your cries for help seriously.
Xyuppi
I will be mailing out a W-2 on January 5th for everyone who was up in my business this year.
I found $20 laying in the parking lot and thought to myself “What would Jesus do?” So, I turned it into wine.
I don't want to party like it's 1999, I want to grocery shop like it is 1999.
I replaced my rooster with a duck. Now I wake up at the quack of dawn.
Xyuppi
The only blizzard conditions I am interested in are from Dairy Queen.
Florida
I'm bored. I think I'll go to WalMart, find a great parking spot and sit in the truck with my reverse lights on for awhile.