I'm convinced that every time a sock goes missing from the dryer, it comes back as an extra tupperware lid.
What do we want? CLICKBAIT When do we want it? The answer will shock you.
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
I wonder who the first person was to look at a beehive and think, "those bastards are hiding something delicious in there, I know it!"
If you have a dog grooming business and it’s not called “Doggie Style” then something is wrong with you.
If a blind girl ever tells you that you have a big penis, she's probably just pulling your leg
It would be helpful to have the audience from “The Price is Right” around when I am making those critical life decisions.
Top Users
  • Xyuppi
  • Cyberbilly
  • Amigo
  • Novell
  • Robert Zunick

× Error! Your nomination was declined. You may only nominate 10 posts per hour!
× Success! Your nomination was accepted. The post will be considered for the Hall Of Fame!