With the rise of self-driving vehicles, eventually there will be a country song about how your truck left you too.
If you run into someone you know and they say "we should hang out sometime", say "I'm ready to hang out now" and watch them panic.
Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
I just want to read, have a snack, then take a nap. Basically, I just want to be in kindergarten again.
All I ask is that if we arm the teachers, that the librarians get silencers.
Just burned 2000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I take a nap.
Imagine being naked in a room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you. That is the life of a dog.
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