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Stalin should have known communism doesn't work. There were red flags everywhere.
The most powerful I ever feel is waving pedestrians to walk in front of my car. “Go forth, and trust that I will not kill you.”
If you step on someone's foot, they open their mouth just like trash cans.
I would really like to help you move your furniture tomorrow, but I’m going to be too busy sitting on mine.
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
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