I don't know who I feel more sorry for.. myself for never being able to find where I parked my car?.. or the poor bastards following me through the parking lot hoping to take my parking space...
It's funny how many people I have in my phones contact list who all have the same name Do Not Answer.
In fact, yes, l can multitask. I can screw up several things at once.
My blood test came back as B+ Any tips how I can get an A+ next time?
K-Mart announced they will close 108 stores putting 16 cashiers out of work.
I went to an Italian restaurant named Bulimia. The line at the bathroom was incredibly long.
If my calculations are right, by November of 2019 my uneven usage of conditioner will finally lap the shampoo and I will run out of both at the exact same time.
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