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According to science the atoms in my body contain the energy of 30 hydrogen bombs, and yet, not enough energy to get up early and go jogging.
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Xyuppi
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, eventually there will be a country song about how your truck left you too.
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Xyuppi
So you have 820 friends on Facebook and yet no one was around to take your picture when you decided to use the mirror for a good shot?
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Xyuppi
My "check engine" light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there...silly light.
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Xyuppi
I only call them yoga pants because Netflix and eat leftovers pants was too long.
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