If wookies have a 400 year life span, then Han Solo is basically like Chewbacca's third dog.
You know you've reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner.
King: How many volunteers do we have for my evil army? Squire: 384 my liege K: Ok, round them up S: 400 my liege.
Too bad alcohol isn't heavily discounted the day after St. Patrick's Day the way candy is after Valentine's Day.
Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.
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