All I ask is that if we arm the teachers, that the librarians get silencers.
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants. Feefiphobia.
Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.
A tattoo doesn’t tell you very much about a person, but where they put the tattoo does.
You know you've reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner.
I don't know if Facebook has ever made the lame to walk. But it has, beyond all doubt, enabled the dumb to speak.
My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji.
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