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The batteries in my electric toothbrush died before I finished. I've never sympathized more with women in my life.
The lady walking ahead of me sped up so I did, she began running so I did, she screamed so I did. I never even saw what we were running from.
Do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to?
People are way less judgmental when you say you had an "avocado salad" instead of saying you ate a bowl of guacamole.
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I just scrolled so far back on Facebook's Timeline it logged me back onto MySpace
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Xyuppi
This year for Mother's Day, I'm going to make Mom feel 20 years younger by bringing her my laundry.
Meal prepping is basically eating a week's worth of leftovers from a meal that never happened.
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