United Airlines was just voted number one in Chinese takeout!
Sometimes I add things to my to-do list that I’ve already done just so I can immediately cross them off.
You never know how little self control you have until they put chips and salsa in front of you at a Mexican restaurant.
Can’t find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly.
I think the guy who invented the word kumquats should have gotten to name more stuff!
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody is there to appreciate it.
It’s so nice outside I should probably close the blinds so there isn’t a glare on my screen.
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