Whenever someone says they did something, "like a boss", I assume that means they didn’t do it at all and are merely taking credit for it.
I think the golden rule for men should be, don’t say anything to a woman at work that you wouldn’t want another man to say to you in prison.
Orion's Belt is a huge waist of space.
My thoughts and prayers go out to all the people spending Christmas with family who voted differently than they did.
A communist joke isn't funny unless everyone gets it.
The phrase "hold your horses" is telling you to be stable
Three things I’m thankful for this time of year: Family Friends Caller ID to avoid family and friends
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