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If there are ice cream trucks in the summer, why aren't there hot chocolate trucks in the winter?
#16494
TexasPK
My brother took going to jail really badly. He refused food, drinks. He spat and swore at anyone who came near him and started throwing things everywhere. After that we NEVER played monopoly again.
I'll never forget what my dad said when I gave him the picture I drew and asked him to put on the refrigerator: "Wtf Dude, you're 23."
#16502
Xyuppi
I'll never fly Virgin Airlines. Why would anyone want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way.
#16484
Xyuppi
‪I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia. ‬
#16495
Xyuppi
I hate people that take drugs, specially U.S. Customs and the D.E.A.
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