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United Airlines was just voted number one in Chinese takeout!
Sometimes I add things to my to-do list that I’ve already done just so I can immediately cross them off.
You never know how little self control you have until they put chips and salsa in front of you at a Mexican restaurant.
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Can’t find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly.
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I think the guy who invented the word kumquats should have gotten to name more stuff!
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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody is there to appreciate it.
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Florida
It’s so nice outside I should probably close the blinds so there isn’t a glare on my screen.
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