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Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
"Probiotic" sounds a lot better than "bacteria infested"
Adulthood – Pros: You can now eat ice cream in bed. Cons: This will somehow make you sadder.
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Xyuppi
Today's Horoscope: You're gullible.
A friend is typing..........A friend is typing.........A friend is typing..........A friend is typing..........A friend is typing.......A friend is typing.........A friend is typing........A friend is typing...........A friend is typing......... Hey!
Elevator music is just awful on every level.
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Xyuppi
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
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Xyuppi
The bouncer from my local nightclub calls me Macauley Culkin because I always go home alone.
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