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These days children wash their own mouths out with soap.
If a vampire put a mirror in one side of a pair of glasses, they could see 360 degrees at one time.
The phrase "hold your horses" is telling you to be stable
If you have to guess what a commercial is selling, it's always perfume.
A communist joke isn't funny unless everyone gets it.
Orion's Belt is a huge waist of space.
Spicy food is like BDSM for your mouth
30 years later and my Cabbage Patch Kid still has no clue that he's adopted.
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